Thanksgiving. . . gone?

I see that all the big stores are going to open at MIDNIGHT on Thanksgiving for their Black-Friday celebration.

Folks are going to have to start Thanksgiving Dinner Tail-gate parties to be first in line!
Let's see - Folks will have to be able to watch their football games, so they will need to bring their big screen TV's and a generator, and their big deep fryer for the Thanksgiving turkey, and all the fixin's -- plus all the brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, grandfolks, friends . . .

BEWILDERMENT

My neighbor was standing at the end of her driveway, holding an orange cat, and looking a little bewildered.
“Is this your cat?” she called.
“I don’t have a cat,” I called back.
“Do you know who it belongs to?” she called.
“No, but I’ve seen it around,” I answered.
“Well, this looks like my cat,” she said. “And I can’t find mine in the house. But I don’t know if this is my cat or not.”